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| Gossip Girl archivesQuote: See | Nate: Also:(Serena Serenahands vanhim dera Woodsenbottle |of Serenachampagne Seasonthe Onecork |immediately Serenapops, vanspilling deronto Woodsenboth Picturesof |them) BlakeWhoops! LivelyI |swear, that's never happened to me before. Serena: That's ok, your still a man in my eyes. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl QuotesQuote: | Serena:(to |Blair) You're like my sister. And with our families... we need each other. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl CharactersQuote: | Serena: So, when's the party? Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought you were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites. Jenny: Actually... Blair: You can go now. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena:(to Nate) Look, Blair's my best friend and you're her boyfriend, and she loves you. That's the way things are supposed to be | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: You know my mom, if it's not broke, break it. | Episode: Pilot |
| Georgina:Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: IOh nevermy God, this is so good! Chuck: Well if meantyou're looking for a way to getthank inme, betweenI've yougot a two.couple Iideas... swear. Serena: It's a sandwich, Chuck. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Dan:Girl Quote: | Serena: Please,You it'sasked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice? Dan: No, I just thought you were hot. okay.And, technically, you asked me out. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Georgina:Quote: | Serena: No,Let me guess. You've told everyone Eric is just visiting Grandpa in Rhode Island. Lillian: Your Aunt Carol in Miami. Serena: So you are actually hiding him. He tries to take his own life and you're worried it's not.going Becauseto nowcost she'syou 'Mom of the upset.Year'. Lillian: Serena, you've been gone, doing who knows what, with God knows who. Serena: YeahI've Itold am.you. YouBoarding manipulative,school psychowas not bitch!like that! Lillian: You know, as happy as I am to have beenyou planninghome, thisyou thishave no idea wholewhat time!it's been like. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: You just love it when a girl talks to you. Chuck: Actually I prefer them when they're not talking. Serena: Hm. I've missed your witty banter. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: So is that your dress for the 'Kiss On The Lips' party? Jenny: Sort of. Speaking of that... (she hands Serena an invitation) I made you one during free period but if anyone asks where you got it, I know it'snothing. my Serena: fault.Thanks. (walks away, then turns back) Jenny, that dress would look even better in black. Jenny: Black, cool, thanks. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Nate: Serena. Serena: No, no. Nate: But you're back now. Serena: I wasdidn't justcome soback scared.for you. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Dan: So ... think I got a chance at a second date ? Serena: Well, I don't think you can top this one. Dan: I did punch someone. Serena: True, we'll talk about it in the cab. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Lillian: (To Serena) Guess what I getgot for you — a dress for "Kiss on the Lips". I saw the invitation on the nightstand. Serena: Oh, uh... I'm not going to that. Lillian: What do you mean? Blair's throwing it. Serena: Yeah, um... See, the problem is... By the "Heytime I killedgot the someoneinvitation andI, um... actually already had plans. Lillian: Plans with whom? Serena: (Points to Dan) My friend. Dan: Uh... Yeah, hi. Nice to meet you, Mrs. Van Der Woodsen. I'm beingDan, Humphrey. Lillian: What are you and Dan Humphrey doing? Serena: We... Uh... Dan: Uh, we're going blackmailedto a concert tonight. Lillian: Lincoln Hawk? Dan: Yeah, Rolling Stone named them one of the Top 10 Forgotten Bands of the '90s. Serena: byWooh! I'm a crazyhuge girlfan. Lillian: Well, this party would've been the perfect opportunity pretendingfor you to beannounce someoneyour else"return, doesn'tbut I guess I'll just... keep the dress for myself. Serena: (To Dan) Thank you. Dan: Yeah, no... It's quitenot rolla problem, really. (Dan turns and walks away) Serena: So, pick me up at eight? Dan: You'd really go out with some guy you don't know? Serena: Well, you can't offbe worse than the tongue.guys I do know. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: I can't believe you told her. Nate: You just expected me to keep it a secret? Serena: Yes, Nate. There's nothing wrong with keeping a secret if the truth is gonna hurt someone. Nate: That's a hell of a way to look at things. Serena: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize all of the sudden you're the most honest guy on the planet. | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Following Dan out the door after he found out that Serena slept with Nate) Serena: Well, I'm sorry I'm not who you thought I was, but what's happened is in the past and all I can do is try to change but if you can't accept that then, (long pause) you aren't who I thought you were. (Serena walks away) | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | (When Serena and Dan are about to get going, Lily shows up) Lily: Great. Just in time for lunch. Serena: Mom. Dan: Ms. van der Woodsen. Lily: Dan. Still here. Serena: Look Mom, I really don't think it's a good idea for me to go to that brunch. Lily: You promised. Serena: Yeah, but that was... before I knew Dan was hungry too. I can't let the boy starve. Dan: It would be inhuman. Lily: He is not invited. Serena: Yeah that's why I'm going with him. Dan: Because I can't go with her. Serena: And we had plans to go to brunch together today. Dan: We had those plans. Lily: Serena, you're home, living under my roof. My rules. What is it going to take to get you dressed and through that door? (Next scene Serena and Dan are entering the Sunday brunch at the Palace. Chuck, Blair and the others are already at their table) Serena: You know, maybe... maybe this was a bad idea. Blair: You've got to be kidding. Dan: Yeah, this was... this was definitely a bad idea. Chuck: This should be fun. | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: The last thing I need is another guy. But he was just so .... smart and funny. | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: Mom, did you borrow my Michelle Paris?! I can't find anything in here! Lily: Well, it might help if you unpacked. Look, you're home now. It's your life. You should just start living it! Serena: This is not life. This is a hotel, which we're living in because you decided you didn't like the color of the walls in a real home. Mom, I said I'd go to this brunch. What more do you want from me? Lily: Serena, why are you being like this? You love parties. This is just not like you. Serena: Maybe this is like me. Maybe you don't know what I'm really like. Lily: Oh. Okay, tell me. (Serena doesn't say anything) | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | (Blair and Nate walk into Chuck's room and find Serena there) Blair: What is she doing here? Serena: I was waiting for Nate. Nate: Just to talk, I swear. Blair: You said you'd never speak to her again. Serena: (to Nate) You said that? Why would you say that? Blair: Because you can't be trusted. Nate: It's not Serena's fault. Blair: Do not defend her. Nate: I asked her to come. Blair: Oh! Oh, so you do want to talk to her? Nate: Yes, to explain why I'm not talking to her. Blair: Maybe I'll leave you two to finish that fascinating conversation. Serena: Oh! No, no, I'll go! Let you guys get back to your quickie. Blair: It wasn't a quickie. Sex is actually kind of a big deal to some of us. Serena: Oh yeah, I can see that, Chuck's bed? Very romantic, classy too. Blair: Oh, like you? I'll bet your new friend Dan would love to hear all about how classy you are. | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | (Dan walks in circles outside The Palace) Serena: Dan? (laughs) Hey! Dan: I was in the neighborhood... eh, give or take seventy blocks. Um, I just wanted to tell you in person that the end of last night may not have been my finest hour. There was a, uh... a wave. (waves) Serena: I saw that. Dan: Yeah. Yeah. And since then I've just been wondering... are you hungry? | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
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