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GOSSIP GIRL QUOTES | Rufus Humphrey
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Rufus: Look at this.
Dan: Top 10 forgotten bands of the 90's!?
Rufus: Yeah, check out who's number 9.
Jenny: He's very proud.
Dan: Hey, hey, way to be forgotten.
Rufus: Well, that's how you get remembered.
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Gossip Girl Quote:Rufus: Guess whose dad is cool!
Jenny: It's a trick-question.
Dan: Yeah, cos it can't be ours.
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Gossip Girl Quote:Rufus: How was your weekend? How's your mom?
(At the same time)
Jenny: She's fine.
Dan: She's good and fine.
Rufus: Like 'Maybe I should have never left Manhattan' fine or 'Take some time away from my marriage was the best idea I have ever had' fine?
(Pause)
Dan: Uhm, you know what... I'm starving.
Rufus: Let's go home. I'm cooking.
(They start going; Dan sees Serena)
Gossip Girl: Spotted. Lonely boy. Can't believe the love of his life has returned. If only she knew who he was. But everyone knows Serena and everyone is talking. Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks. Sure, they're BFFs but we've always thought Blair's boyfriend Nate had a thing for Serena.
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Gossip Girl Quote:Rufus: Lily. Are you shopping for some more art to match your furniture?
Lillian: Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?
Rufus: Because we're awesome.
Lillian: With your son?
Rufus: Dan's got a date with Serena?
Lillian: Hmm.
Rufus: Well, our kids were about to meet. It's a small island.
Lillian: You sure it's not some ploy you're using my daughter to get to me now that your wife left you?
Rufus: How do you know about Alison?
Lillian: Like you said. Small island.
Rufus: Oh, I get it. You hear about Alison, use your daughter as an excuse to start something.
Lillian: Yeah. (laughs) In your dreams.
Rufus: Well, you are in my dreams, Lily. And one of them particular occurs finding you in the back of a Nine Inch Nails bus with your shoes in your earrings and Trent Reznor... oh, that happened!
Lily: No need to rehash details of decades pass. So I moved on.
Rufus: Yeah, from Chanterlane to Paris until you switched up rock stars for billionaires.
Lily: You think you're so cute. Washed up band, crappy so-called 'art gallery'.
Rufus: Well, not all of us have settlements from mulitple divorcés to sustain us.
Lily: Just stay out of my life, Rufus!
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