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| See Also: | Gossip Girl Episodes | Gossip Girl Season One | 103: Poison Ivy | Gossip Girl Quotes |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Why should I be chosen to be an usher? (prolonged pause) I'm Chuck Bass. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: It's a tough week. Dan: Not for me, apparently. Serena: Oh, you got an usher position? Dan: No I didn't. In an ironic though not totally unexpected twist, Nate got the one I wanted. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: I really want to believe that was an accident. Blair: Then you must be delusional. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: Blair, what the hell was that? Blair: Will you excuse us please. Serena: So we good now, we square? Blair: No. Because nothing I do will ever be as bad as what you did to me. Serena: Look I'm asking you please, I'll stop if you will. Blair: Your just saying that because today you lost and your gonna keep losing. Now if you'll excuse me unlike you I have a future to get back to. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Jenny: We're Humphreys Dad. Not exactly royalty uptown. Rufus: You okay with that? Jenny: No, but I'm used to it. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Blair: My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Gossip Girl: Super-successful parents expect nothing less from their offspring. And when it comes to college, that means the Ivies. It's more than just getting into college, it's setting a course for the rest of your life. And those who aren't legacies are no exception. When parents have sacrificed for their children, what kid would want to let them down? |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: (referring to Serena and Blair's cat-fight) I hope somebody filmed it. Blair: You're heinous. Chuck: Which is probably why you called. Blair: You know me well. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Erik: Serena is not a patient at the Ostroff Center. Blair: Erik. (smiling sympathetically) You've always been a sweet kid and I can understand you're trying to protect your sister. Erik: I am. Blair: I've never even seen you take a drink. Erik: I'm not an alcoholic. I did this. (shows one of the wrist which has a bad red sign) And today Serena protected me. Blair: Erik, I... I didn't... Erik: See that coming? Yeah. Must be a shock for someone who thinks she knows everything. (Erik goes away and Chuck comes over) Chuck: What was that all about? Gossip Girl: Another bomb launched in Blair's lap. Will she use it as a munition or will she finally surrender and put down her arms? Blair: Nothing. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Dan: I appreciated it. All of this. Even if I sometimes don't show it. Rufus: We're real men, son. We don't like to share our feelings. But... (Pause) I know what you're capable of. And nothing, my last name, my bank account, is going to keep you from getting what you deserve. Not if I can't help it. (Pause) And I see that Dartmouth has an electro-acoustic music program. What do you think of me applying? Dan: What? Rufus: Yeah. Jenny's smart, can get earlier admission. (Pause) Maybe we'll all go! Dan: So not remotely funny. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Rufus: (to Dan, about Dartmouth's rep) You really impressed the guy, uh... Must be the way you poured those sodas |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Blair: (on stage, to everybody) Every year our schools choose to support one local institution that we feel benefits our community. This year our schools have chosen to honor the Ostroff Center. This semester our choice is a very personal one. Because the center has helped one of our own. Lillian: (whispering) What is going on here? Blair: It's because of their excellent program which aids so many young addicts and alcoholics that a student here with us today is clean and sober. At least for now. Can I please have Serena van der Woodsen joy me on stage? Gossip Girl: Spotted at the Ivy Week Mixer. S and B's last stand. And only one gets out alive. Better take cover. Lillian: Please, tell me this isn't happening. Eric: It's not. Serena: No. You're not going up there. You're gonna stay right here, okay? Lillian: Whatever you're doing, think about who is standing in this room right now. Blair: (whispering to Serena) Don't try to deny. Chuck saw you. Serena: (on stage, to everybody) Hi, I'm Serena van der Woodsen. I just wanna thank my friend, Blair Waldorf, for recognizing the Ostroff Center and all the good things that they do. Thanks Blair. At the center one of the main things that we learn is forgiveness. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Dan: You wanna go to Yale then? Serena: No, Brown. It's just this thing with Blair. Dan: Oh, I get it. I mean, since you don't have to actually worry about getting into college, why not make the entire evening about screwing over Blair? (Dan offers her a drink, since he is refreshment committee) Serena: No, thanks. (Nate comes over) Hey. (Nate doesn't say anything) You're seriously not going to talk to me? Like, literally, not speak. Nate: Hey. Serena: Oh, much better. (not pleased) Thanks guys. (goes away) |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Look who has arrived. Dr. Ostroff. (Pause) Blair, Dr. Donald Ostroff. Gossip Girl: Interesting choice of guests, B. Blair: (to Dr. Ostroff) Such a pleasure. I heard such wonderful things... Gossip Girl: Coincidence? I think not. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | (About Erik, getting out of the treatment center) Lillian: He is not ready. Serena: He is not? Or you are not? |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | (About usher position) Nate: You get the one you wanted? Dan: No, no. Actually you did. Which makes total sense. Because I'm second in our class and you're somewhere around... last? |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Rufus (About Dan's shaving ability): Hey, look at the bright side. You're not a hemophiliac |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: Please, don't tell me it's over. Dan: What? You were there. I'd say it's pretty over. Serena: I meant the assembly. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Lillian: You shouldn't have stayed at your brother's again. I mean, why sleep there? It's not like he can even see you. His eyes are closed. Serena: Do you have one maternal bone in your entire body? |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Dan (about Nate): Last year, I believe he had an original thought... It died of loneliness |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Gossip Girl: Honesty may be the best policy in some zip codes, but not this one, and not this week, cause "I was a teenage drug addict" is not exactly a winning college essay. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Dan: Sorry about the melodramatic entrance. Rufus: You didn't get it? Dan: No, I didn't get it. Rufus: And that I do not get. Dan: They gave it to Nate Archibald. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, we hear World War III just broke out, and it's wearing knee socks. Choose your side or run and hide, we have a feeling this one's till the death. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Ref: I'm running out of colors here, Blair. Serena: And I'm running out of patience, enough okay? Blair: It's enough when I say it's enough. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Blair: Whenever something is bothering you, I can always find you here. Serena: You're here for another catfight? (Pause) What's that? Blair: A letter. I wrote it to you when you were away at boarding school. I never sent it. (Pause) Serena: Why didn't you send it? I would've... Blair: You would have what?! You knew, Serena. And you didn't even call. Serena: I didn't know what to say to you. Or even how to be your friend, after what I did... I'm so sorry. Blair: Erik told me what happened. I guess your family has been going through a hard time too. Gossip Girl: Spotted in Central Park, two white flags waving. Could an Upper East Side peace accord be far off? So, what would it be? Truce or consequences? We all know one nation can't have two Queens. What happens next? Only time will tell. "Dear Serena, my world is falling apart and you're the only one who would understand. My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model. I feel like screaming because I don't have anyone to talk to. You're gone, my dad's gone, Nate's acting weird. Where are you? Why don't you call? Why did you leave without saying goodbye? You're supposed to be my best friend. I miss you so much. Love, Blair." |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Lillian: Look, what's happened to Erik has put a huge strain on our family but... We are still a family. Serena: Why do you think I did what I just did? |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Gossip Girl: Spotted S not so fashionably late and dressed down by B. Game on, ladies. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: (Showing pictures where Serena is getting out of the treatment center) Admit it. Even for me this was good. Blair: If you weren't such a perv, I'm sure the CIA would hire you in a second. Chuck: Defending my country. There's a future I never imagined. Blair: With good reason. What is she doing there? Chuck: What's anyone doing there? It's a facility for the disturbed or addicted. Blair: You must have your own wing. Chuck: You don't get nearly enough credit for your wit |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Gossip Girl: (about B and S) It takes two to tangle... and girls like these don't go down without a fight! |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Blair (to Serena): Too bad you missed the assembly... Not that it matters. Brown doesn't offer degrees in slut. |
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