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| Gossip Girl Quote: | Nate: (Serena hands him a bottle of champagne the cork immediately pops, spilling onto both of them) Whoops! I swear, that's never happened to me before. Serena: That's ok, your still a man in my eyes. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Jenny: (To Dan, about a dress) Too bad it's more than our rent. But I think I can sew something like it. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Rufus: (to Dan)Maybe if musicians got off their blogs and picked up their guitars, the music business would be in better shape. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Isabel: Someone saw Serena getting off the train at Grand Central! Chuck: Good. Things are getting a little dull around here. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Jenny: So we should just be anonymous losers who eat lunch alone and never get invited to parties? Dan: Works for me |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | (Blair is trying to have sex with Nate after founding out that Serena is coming back) Gossip Girl: Better lock it down with Nate, B. Clock is ticking. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Who's the newbie? Kati: Jenny Humphrey, she's a freshman. Chuck: I love freshmen. They're so... Isabel: Fresh? |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Rufus: Guess whos dad is cool! Jenny: It's a trick-question. Dan: Yeah, cos it can't be ours. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Hi. I'm Chuck Jenny: I know! Um... I mean, hi I'm Jenny. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Nathaniel, any interest in some fresh air? (Chuck signals Nate that he wants to smoke a joint with him) Nate: When I get back? Blair: If he gets back! (Blair leads Nate into her bedroom and pushes him onto the bed) Nate: What's going on? Blair: I wanna do this... It... Now. Nate: Now now? You wanted to wait... Blair: Not anymore. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena:(to Blair) You're like my sister. And with our families... we need each other |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: So, when's the party? Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought you were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites. Jenny: Actually... Blair: You can go now. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena:(to Nate) Look, Blair's my best friend and you're her boyfriend, and she loves you. That's the way things are supposed to be. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: You know my mom, if it's not broke, break it. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Serena looked effing hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be... violated. Nate: You are deeply disturbed. Chuck: And yet you know I'm right. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: Oh my God, this is so good! Chuck: Well if you're looking for a way to thank me, I've got a couple ideas... Serena: It's a sandwich, Chuck. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Dan: (to Jenny) I don't read Gossip Girl. That's for chicks |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Blair: You missed some classic Eleanor Waldorf meltdowns. If it wasn't such a tragedy, it would've been funny. (smiles) Actually it kind of was. (both start laughing) Serena: I wish I could have been there. Blair: You are now. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Gossip Girl: Spotted at The Palace Hotel, S and B having a heart-to-heart. Mhm. Why so thirsty, S? (Serena is drinking some cocktail, greedy) You may have won over B, for now, but we still think you're hiding something. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: You asked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice? Dan: No, I just thought you were hot. And, technically, you asked me out. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Blair: (About Serena) She better not show her face again. Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: Let me guess. You've told everyone Eric is just visiting Grandpa in Rhode Island. Lillian: Your Aunt Carol in Miami. Serena: So you are actually hiding him. He tries to take his own life and you're worried it's going to cost you 'Mom of the Year'. Lillian: Serena, you've been gone, doing who knows what, with God knows who. Serena: I've told you. Boarding school was not like that! Lillian: You know, as happy as I am to have you home, you have no idea what it's been like. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Rufus: Lily. Are you shopping for some more art to match your furniture? Lillian: Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts? Rufus: Because we're awesome. Lillian: With your son? Rufus: Dan's got a date with Serena? Lillian: Hmm. Rufus: Well, our kids were about to meet. It's a small island. Lillian: You sure it's not some ploy you're using my daughter to get to me now that your wife left you? Rufus: How do you know about Alison? Lillian: Like you said. Small island. Rufus: Oh, I get it. You hear about Alison, use your daughter as an excuse to start something. Lillian: Yeah. (laughs) In your dreams. Rufus: Well, you are in my dreams, Lily. And one of them particular occurs finding you in the back of a Nine Inch Nails bus with your shoes in your earrings and Trent Reznor... oh, that happened! Lily: No need to rehash details of decades pass. So I moved on. Rufus: Yeah, from Chanterlane to Paris until you switched up rock stars for billionaires. Lily: You think you're so cute. Washed up band, crappy so-called 'art gallery'. Rufus: Well, not all of us have settlements from mulitple divorcés to sustain us. Lily: Just stay out of my life, Rufus! |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Eleanor: Blair. If you're gonna wear one of my designs, tell me, so we can at least get it properly fitted. Blair: Thanks Mom. (smiles) Keep that in mind. Great party. (Blair walks away still smiling) Eleanor: (whispering to her friend) She is my best advertisement. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: (To Dan) Are you following us or something? Dan: No, I go to your school. (points to both their outfits) Identical uniforms, that's kind of a tip-off? Nate: That's funny. (Nate and Chuck walk away) Dan: (To himself, sarcastically) So, you guys wanna sit together at lunch? |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: You just love it when a girl talks to you. Chuck: Actually I prefer them when they're not talking. Serena: Hm. I've missed your witty banter |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: So is that your dress for the 'Kiss On The Lips' party? Jenny: Sort of. Speaking of that... (she hands Serena an invitation) I made you one during free period but if anyone asks where you got it, I know nothing. Serena: Thanks. (walks away, then turns back) Jenny, that dress would look even better in black. Jenny: Black, cool, thanks. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: You guys have been dating since Kindergarten and you haven't sealed the deal? Nate: Who says 'seal the deal'? |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: So, how's your mom doing, with the divorce and everything? Blair: Great. So my dad left her for another man, she lost 15 pounds, got an eye-lift, it's been good for her. Serena: Eh, I'm really sorry. Blair: Ya, I could tell, since you didn't call or write the entire time it was happening. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | (Chuck and Nate are taking a walk, smoking a joint) Chuck: This is some good stuff. Nate: Yeah, I'm gonna need it. Blair's mom's at the country house. Chuck: Yeah? Then maybe I should swipe some of my dad's viagra? Or my mom's paxils? Nathaniel, you're finally about to have sex with your girlfiend. It's like you're heading to your execution. Nate: No, man. I'm good. Chuck: Talk to Chuck, buddy. You and Blair have been dating forever, all of a sudden there is a problem? Nate: There is no problem. It's just... do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us? That we're just gonna... end up like our parents? Chuck: Man, that's a dark thought. Nate: You know, aren't we entitled to choose... just to be happy? Chuck: Look, easy, Sokrates. What we're entitled to is a trust fund... maybe a house in the Hamptons, a prescription drug problem. Happiness does not seem to be on the menue. So smoke up and seal the deal with Blair... 'cause you're also entitled to tab that ass. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Jenny: You're going out with Serena and I'm going to 'Kiss on the Lips', who said this family wasn't cool? |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: Blair, think we can meet tonight? Blair: I'd love to... but I'm doing something with Nate tonight. Serena: The Palace. Eight o'clock? Nate will wait. Gossip Girl: Spotted at the steps of the Met. An S and B power struggle. Blair: I could probably do a half hour. Gossip Girl: Did S think she could waltz home and things would be just like they were? Serena: Thanks for making the time. Blair: You're my best friend... Gossip Girl: Did B think S would go down without a fight? Or can these two hotties work it out? There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good cat fight. And this could be a classic. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Nate: Serena. Serena: No, no. Nate: But you're back now. Serena: I didn't come back for you. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Concierge: How do you know it's Miss van der Woodsen's if you didn't read it? And if you're not a guest at the hotel, what were you doing here? Dan: What? Uh, look... when Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper, they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish. Concierge: And you're Prince Charming? Well, there's Miss van der Woodsen now. Uh, Serena! Dan: No, no, no, no, no! What are you doing? Wait! Concierge: Do you know this young man? Dan: She doesn't know me. Nobody knows me. It's cool. It's fine. Serena: From last night, right? Sorry about that. Dan: You remember me? (to the Concierge) She remembers me! |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors. Serena: And if you get a drink, they're also serving pigs. Chuck: Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty. Serena: You just love it when a girl talks to you. Chuck: Actually I prefer them when they're not talking. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Dan: So ... think I got a chance at a second date ? Serena: Well, I don't think you can top this one. Dan: I did punch someone. Serena: True, we'll talk about it in the cab. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here, and I have the biggest news ever! |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Lillian: (To Serena) Guess what I got for you — a dress for "Kiss on the Lips". I saw the invitation on the nightstand. Serena: Oh, uh... I'm not going to that. Lillian: What do you mean? Blair's throwing it. Serena: Yeah, um... See, the problem is... By the time I got the invitation I, um... actually already had plans. Lillian: Plans with whom? Serena: (Points to Dan) My friend. Dan: Uh... Yeah, hi. Nice to meet you, Mrs. Van Der Woodsen. I'm Dan, Humphrey. Lillian: What are you and Dan Humphrey doing? Serena: We... Uh... Dan: Uh, we're going to a concert tonight. Lillian: Lincoln Hawk? Dan: Yeah, Rolling Stone named them one of the Top 10 Forgotten Bands of the '90s. Serena: Wooh! I'm a huge fan. Lillian: Well, this party would've been the perfect opportunity for you to announce your return, but I guess I'll just... keep the dress for myself. Serena: (To Dan) Thank you. Dan: Yeah, no... It's not a problem, really. (Dan turns and walks away) Serena: So, pick me up at eight? Dan: You'd really go out with some guy you don't know? Serena: Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Gossip Girl: (last line) Spotted Serena making an heroic exit from B's party. Too bad for her there is school on Monday. So until next time ... you know you love me, Gossip Girl. |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Gossip Girl: (In the generic) And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... you know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl. |
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