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| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: Let me guess. You've told everyone Eric is just visiting Grandpa in Rhode Island. Lillian: Your Aunt Carol in Miami. Serena: So you are actually hiding him. He tries to take his own life and you're worried it's going to cost you 'Mom of the Year'. Lillian: Serena, you've been gone, doing who knows what, with God knows who. Serena: I've told you. Boarding school was not like that! Lillian: You know, as happy as I am to have you home, you have no idea what it's been like. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Rufus: Lily. Are you shopping for some more art to match your furniture? Lillian: Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts? Rufus: Because we're awesome. Lillian: With your son? Rufus: Dan's got a date with Serena? Lillian: Hmm. Rufus: Well, our kids were about to meet. It's a small island. Lillian: You sure it's not some ploy you're using my daughter to get to me now that your wife left you? Rufus: How do you know about Alison? Lillian: Like you said. Small island. Rufus: Oh, I get it. You hear about Alison, use your daughter as an excuse to start something. Lillian: Yeah. (laughs) In your dreams. Rufus: Well, you are in my dreams, Lily. And one of them particular occurs finding you in the back of a Nine Inch Nails bus with your shoes in your earrings and Trent Reznor... oh, that happened! Lily: No need to rehash details of decades pass. So I moved on. Rufus: Yeah, from Chanterlane to Paris until you switched up rock stars for billionaires. Lily: You think you're so cute. Washed up band, crappy so-called 'art gallery'. Rufus: Well, not all of us have settlements from mulitple divorcés to sustain us. Lily: Just stay out of my life, Rufus! | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Lillian: (To Serena) Guess what I got for you — a dress for "Kiss on the Lips". I saw the invitation on the nightstand. Serena: Oh, uh... I'm not going to that. Lillian: What do you mean? Blair's throwing it. Serena: Yeah, um... See, the problem is... By the time I got the invitation I, um... actually already had plans. Lillian: Plans with whom? Serena: (Points to Dan) My friend. Dan: Uh... Yeah, hi. Nice to meet you, Mrs. Van Der Woodsen. I'm Dan, Humphrey. Lillian: What are you and Dan Humphrey doing? Serena: We... Uh... Dan: Uh, we're going to a concert tonight. Lillian: Lincoln Hawk? Dan: Yeah, Rolling Stone named them one of the Top 10 Forgotten Bands of the '90s. Serena: Wooh! I'm a huge fan. Lillian: Well, this party would've been the perfect opportunity for you to announce your return, but I guess I'll just... keep the dress for myself. Serena: (To Dan) Thank you. Dan: Yeah, no... It's not a problem, really. (Dan turns and walks away) Serena: So, pick me up at eight? Dan: You'd really go out with some guy you don't know? Serena: Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Lily: Don't try to be cute, okay, those days are long behind you. Rufus: And here I thought I was getting better looking every day. | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | (When Serena and Dan are about to get going, Lily shows up) Lily: Great. Just in time for lunch. Serena: Mom. Dan: Ms. van der Woodsen. Lily: Dan. Still here. Serena: Look Mom, I really don't think it's a good idea for me to go to that brunch. Lily: You promised. Serena: Yeah, but that was... before I knew Dan was hungry too. I can't let the boy starve. Dan: It would be inhuman. Lily: He is not invited. Serena: Yeah that's why I'm going with him. Dan: Because I can't go with her. Serena: And we had plans to go to brunch together today. Dan: We had those plans. Lily: Serena, you're home, living under my roof. My rules. What is it going to take to get you dressed and through that door? (Next scene Serena and Dan are entering the Sunday brunch at the Palace. Chuck, Blair and the others are already at their table) Serena: You know, maybe... maybe this was a bad idea. Blair: You've got to be kidding. Dan: Yeah, this was... this was definitely a bad idea. Chuck: This should be fun. | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Lily: Just coffee. I'm not staying long. I'd like to get out of here before someone throws me down and tattoos me. Rufus: This is Brooklyn, not the Warped Tour. And don't tell me you had all your tattoos removed. | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: Mom, did you borrow my Michelle Paris?! I can't find anything in here! Lily: Well, it might help if you unpacked. Look, you're home now. It's your life. You should just start living it! Serena: This is not life. This is a hotel, which we're living in because you decided you didn't like the color of the walls in a real home. Mom, I said I'd go to this brunch. What more do you want from me? Lily: Serena, why are you being like this? You love parties. This is just not like you. Serena: Maybe this is like me. Maybe you don't know what I'm really like. Lily: Oh. Okay, tell me. (Serena doesn't say anything) | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Dan: I hope you had pleasant, uh, 21 hours since I last saw you. Lily: Yes, it has been very pleasant. Until now. (to Nate) Gentleman. (she goes away) | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Lily: The more you hide yourself away, the more people are going to think you have something to hide. Serena: Coming from someone who is keeping my brother in an institution. Lily: That's different. | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Rufus: Admit it, you're falling for me again. Lily: You're right. You're right. It's the low-income tax bracket. The bad v-neck t-shirts, the awful jokes... I don't know why your wife left you. Rufus: Well, she's got better taste than you. I mean, come on, why else have I seen you more in the last two days than in the last fifteen years? Lily: An unfortunate twist of fate | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
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