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Eric: [to Chuck] Yeah... 'How Well Do You Know Blair Waldorf' is a little boring to those of us who actually know Blair Waldorf.Episode:
Summer Kind of Wonderful
Gossip Girl Quote:Eric: [about Chuck] He's got a P.I. on speed-dial?!Episode:
Summer Kind of Wonderful
Gossip Girl Quote:Jenny: Look, I know I acted like a complete and total raging bitch last year, but what you don't know is how bad I felt about it all summer. You were the only person who was friends with me for me and I hurt you the worst.
Eric: Well, you did get yours in the end. And since I don't have many friends myself, I guess I could use every lying, manipulating, backstabbing one I can get. What did you have in mind?
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Summer Kind of Wonderful
Gossip Girl Quote:Eric: Who watches TV on a TV anymore?Episode:
Chuck in Real Life
Gossip Girl Quote:Serena: Like when she married a raging cokehead that left blow everywhere?
Eric: It wasn't everywhere. Just on the smooth, shiny surfaces.
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Chuck in Real Life
Gossip Girl Quote:Eric: We know that's gin in your coffee cup.
Cece: Exactly. Life must go on, as it always has.
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Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?
Gossip Girl Quote:Chuck: Gotta go, can't talk.
Blair: Go where, everyone you know is standing in this room.
Chuck: I don't wanna be here.
Eric: We want you here. I just lost my stepfather... I don't wanna lose my brother too.
Chuck: When are you going to get it? We are not related.
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Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?
Gossip Girl Quote:Jenny: They treat her like their servant.
Eric: And it is none of your business. It's a new year, remember? A new Jenny Humphrey?
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In the Realm of the Basses
Gossip Girl Quote:Jenny: Okay no. That's not okay.
Eric: Here we go ...
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In the Realm of the Basses
Gossip Girl Quote:Eric: How was Thailand?
Chuck: I honestly don't remember.
Eric: You should come home, Chuck.
Chuck: I think I'll take the view from above. It was nice having you as my little brother.
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In the Realm of the Basses
Gossip Girl Quote:Serena: I don't know. I had enough trouble with the idea of mom and Rufus dating, but now I share a sibling with my boyfriend. That's little more hillbilly than I can handle.
Eric: It is a little twisted. But so what?
Serena: Well what if we can't get past it?
Eric: I don't know. But you can't push Dan away right now. Whatever you are going through he's going through the same thing.
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Gone With the Will
Gossip Girl Quote:Eric: I would say "get a room," but yours is right above mine. Please try to remember that.Episode:
You've Got Yale
Gossip Girl Quote:Eric: Does this feel like a sitcom to anyone else?
Dan: More like a reality show.
Chuck: Then I can vote you off.
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Remains of the J
Gossip Girl Quote:Eric: [to Serena] There are strangers having sex in your bed.
Serena: Oh God.
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Remains of the J
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"I'll take your secret with me to the tombstone (not sure if that is right), but laughter is an uncontrollable bodily response..." said by Eric to Dan when Dan was about to tell him that he felt something for Blair.

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