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| Gossip Girl Quote: | Dan: Hey! Jenny: Ah, the invisible man returns. You know I really had no idea you could move that fast. Dan: Yeah, well, your fashion emergency was solved, so I figured my work was done. Jenny: Come on, Dan. Serena said 'Hi' to you at her 9th grade quotesbirthday party and you've never forgotten it. Dan: How could I? She was the only person who spoke to me. And I'm pretty sure she thought I was someone else. Jenny: You know she's actually nice. And if she did know you, I think she'd really like you. Dan: I don't know, I think she might be a bit overwhelmed by the glitz and glamour of the Humphrey lifestyle. Jenny: Well, I heard she's living at The Palace Hotel. Dan: Well, my point exactly | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl quoteQuote: | Rufus: Look archiveat this. SeeDan: Also:Top 10 forgotten bands of the 90's!? Rufus: Yeah, check out who's number 9. Jenny: He's very proud. Dan: Hey, hey, way to be forgotten. Rufus: Well, that's how you get remembered. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Jenny: So we should just be anonymous losers who eat lunch alone and never get invited to parties? Dan: Works for me. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Dan: (to Jenny) I don't read Gossip Girl. That's for chicks. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: You asked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice? Dan: No, I just thought you were hot. And, technically, you asked me out. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: (To Dan) Are you following us or something? Dan: No, I go to your school. (points to both their outfits) Identical uniforms, that's kind of a tip-off? Nate: That's funny. (Nate and Chuck walk away) Dan: (To himself, sarcastically) So, you guys wanna sit together at lunch? | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Concierge: How do you know it's Miss van der Woodsen's if you didn't read it? And if you're not a guest at the hotel, what were you doing here? Dan: What? Uh, look... when Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper, they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish. Concierge: And you're Prince Charming? Well, there's Miss van der Woodsen now. Uh, Serena! Dan: No, no, no, no, no! What are you doing? Wait! Concierge: Do you know this young man? Dan: She doesn't know me. Nobody knows me. It's cool. It's fine. Serena: From last night, right? Sorry about that. Dan: You remember me? (to the Concierge) She remembers me! | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Dan: So ... think I got a chance at a second date ? Serena: Well, I don't think you can top this one. Dan: I did punch someone. Serena: True, we'll talk about it in the cab. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Lillian: (To Serena) Guess what I got for you — a dress for "Kiss on the Lips". I saw the invitation on the nightstand. Serena: Oh, uh... I'm not going to that. Lillian: What do you mean? Blair's throwing it. Serena: Yeah, um... See, the problem is... By the time I got the invitation I, um... actually already had plans. Lillian: Plans with whom? Serena: (Points to Dan) My friend. Dan: Uh... Yeah, hi. Nice to meet you, Mrs. Van Der Woodsen. I'm Dan, Humphrey. Lillian: What are you and Dan Humphrey |doing? Serena: DanWe... HumphreyUh... Dan: Uh, we're going to a concert tonight. Lillian: Lincoln Hawk? Dan: Yeah, Rolling Stone named them one of the Top 10 Forgotten Bands of the '90s. Serena: Wooh! I'm a huge fan. Lillian: Well, this party would've been the perfect opportunity for you to announce your return, but I guess I'll just... keep the dress for myself. Serena: (To Dan) Thank you. Dan: Yeah, no... It's not a problem, really. (Dan turns and walks Seasonaway) Serena: So, pick me up at eight? Dan: You'd really go out with some guy you don't know? Serena: Well, you can't Onebe worse than the guys I do know. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip |Girl DanQuote: | Rufus: HumphreyJenny Picturestold me you went to get Serena. Did you get her? Dan: Mmmm yeah I found her.... and then I lost her. | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip |Girl PennQuote: | Dan: BadgleyDid you tell Blair Waldorf |about Cedric? Jenny: (stuttering) It may have come up | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl QuotesQuote: | Dan: |(after hitting his head against the cab's door) I think I have brain damage. Jenny: You know, Dan, if you had brain damage, you wouldn't even know you had brain damage. | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl CharactersQuote: | Dan: Hey, how are you doing? I, uh, was here yesterday with Serena. Front desk man: How could I forget? Dan: Yeah. Well, uh, is she in? Front desk man: Just missed her actually but you're welcome to wait. Dan: Okay, maybe I will. She, she probably won't be that long, right? Front desk man: Once she went out she didn't come back for six months but feel free to sit. Over there. Dan: Over there is where I will. | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
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