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GOSSIP GIRL QUOTES | Chuck Bass
| See Also: | Gossip Girl Characters | Chuck Bass | Chuck Bass Pictures | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl Quotes |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Serena looked effing hot last night. There's something wrong about that level of perfection, it needs to be violated. Nate: You are deeply disturbed. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Isabel: Someone saw Serena getting off the train at Grand Central! Chuck: Good. Things are getting a little dull around here. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Who's the newbie? Kati: Jenny Humphrey, she's a freshman. Chuck: I love freshmen. They're so... Isabel: Fresh? | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Nathaniel, any interest in some fresh air? (Chuck signals Nate that he wants to smoke a joint with him) Nate: When I get back? Blair: If he gets back! (Blair leads Nate into her bedroom and pushes him onto the bed) Nate: What's going on? Blair: I wanna do this... It... Now. Nate: Now now? You wanted to wait... Blair: Not anymore. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: Oh my God, this is so good! Chuck: Well if you're looking for a way to thank me, I've got a couple ideas... Serena: It's a sandwich, Chuck. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Blair: (About Serena) She better not show her face again. Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: You just love it when a girl talks to you. Chuck: Actually I prefer them when they're not talking. Serena: Hm. I've missed your witty banter. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: You guys have been dating since Kindergarten and you haven't sealed the deal? Nate: Who says 'seal the deal'? | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck and Nate are taking a walk, smoking a joint) Chuck: This is some good stuff. Nate: Yeah, I'm gonna need it. Blair's mom's at the country house. Chuck: Yeah? Then maybe I should swipe some of my dad's viagra? Or my mom's paxils? Nathaniel, you're finally about to have sex with your girlfiend. It's like you're heading to your execution. Nate: No, man. I'm good. Chuck: Talk to Chuck, buddy. You and Blair have been dating forever, all of a sudden there is a problem? Nate: There is no problem. It's just... do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us? That we're just gonna... end up like our parents? Chuck: Man, that's a dark thought. Nate: You know, aren't we entitled to choose... just to be happy? Chuck: Look, easy, Sokrates. What we're entitled to is a trust fund... maybe a house in the Hamptons, a prescription drug problem. Happiness does not seem to be on the menue. So smoke up and seal the deal with Blair... 'cause you're also entitled to tab that ass. | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors. Serena: And if you get a drink, they're also serving pigs. Chuck: Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty. Serena: You just love it when a girl talks to you. Chuck: Actually I prefer them when they're not talking | Episode: Pilot |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Bart: Why do you think I do all this? Huh? This party is for you, okay, so you can meet people. You know, become a part of something, make some kind of change. Chuck: Really? I thought it was another excuse for an open bar and, ah, rehiring of the nearly nude statues. Bart: Do me a favor, will you? Lose the scotch. It's barely noon. | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Poor Daniel... so little time, so many sluts to defend... | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Better a broken nose than a broken heart. Nate: I didn't even talk to Serena last night. Chuck: Who said anything about Serena? | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: (to Blair) I'm honored to be playing even a small role in your deflowering | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Blair: What's that? Chuck: The key to my suite, Nate's heart, and your future happiness | Episode: The Wild Brunch |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Why should I be chosen as an usher? [thinks] Chuck: Well I'm Chuck Bass. | Episode: Poison Ivy |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Blair: What is she doing there? Chuck: Well what's anyone doing there. It's a facility for the disturbed or addicted. Blair: You must have your own wing. Chuck: You don't get nearly enough credit for your wit. [pause] Chuck: So the question is, what do you do now? Blair: I was thinking total social destruction. Chuck: And here I thought you were getting soft. [pause] Chuck: So this is your bed huh? Blair: Leaving now. Chuck: You can repay me another time. | Episode: Poison Ivy |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck : As much as I love hearing about not needing material things from a guy with that much product in his hair, this party is about excess. | Episode: Bad News Blair |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: What is Carter still doing here? Nate: I invited him. Chuck: Or he invited himself that is his style. Begging us to break free of our prisms while stuffing his face with free food and draining our booze. He's a deadbeat and a hypocrite. Nate: And a good ball player if I remember right. You sure you just don't want to lose to him now, Chuck? | Episode: Bad News Blair |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Boo. Jenny: Let's play a game. Chuck: Well I'd say strip poker but I don't have my cards. Jenny: How about hide and seek? You hide, I'll seek. Chuck: And how will you find me I don't have any bread crumbs. Jenny: Well, you can leave me a trail of your clothes. Chuck: I have truly died and gone to heaven. | Episode: A Handmaiden's Tale |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Little Jenny Humphrey manages to get my pants off and have me not enjoy it. Quite the accomplishment. | Episode: A Handmaiden's Tale |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Alfonso made me an omelette. I may have washed it down with a Belini or two. 17 candles: Blair: Do you... 'like' me? Chuck: Define like. Blair: You have got to be kidding me. Chuck: How do you think I feel? I can't sleep! I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach... fluttering. [disgusted] Blair: Butterflies? Oh no, no, no, no no. [horrified] Chuck: Not as much as I enjoyed the memory of you purring in my ear which I have been replaying over and over... Blair: Well erase the tape! | Episode: Victor, Victrola |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Don't 'f' with an 'f'-er. | Episode: Hi, Society |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck : How glad are you to see our families merge, Sis? Serena: So glad that if you ever call me that again it'll be the last thign you ever say, Chuck. Chuck: I love it. Our first brother-sister squabble. Well I hope you're going to make yourself available for more missed childhood memories. Bathing together, for example. | Episode: School Lies |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: What ever happened to don't speak until spoken to? Dan: I just saw you with that key, I know you had it at the party. Chuck: Poor little Humprey-Dumpty. Look, regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, you and I come from different worlds. | Episode: School Lies |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Blair: Isn't there someone else you can torture? Chuck: Probably but I choose you. | Episode: School Lies |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Let me be more succinct. You held a certain fascination... when you were beautiful, delicate, and untouched. Now... now you're like the Arabian my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want you anymore, and I can't see why anyone else would. | Episode: The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Lily: [to Serena] Don't leave your dirty package on the table. Chuck: If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that... | Episode: The Blair Bitch***** Project |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Serena: Oh ok, let's get one thing straight: our parents may be insisting on blending our households but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to. Chuck: Then I suggest you get new hand towels. | Episode: The Blair Bitch***** Project |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Nate: She's right, Serena. I mean, none of us are saints. Blair: [looks at Chuck] Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo. Chuck: Several times. Nate: [looks at Serena] I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date. Nate: [looks at Chuck] Once. Blair: [looks at Chuck] Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass. | Episode: Woman on the Verge |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Blair:[after waking up in bed together] You were on the floor! Chuck: I hurt my back. Blair: How? It's not like you ever do anything athletic. Chuck: [suggestively] Well, that's not exactly true, now is it? Blair: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf. Chuck: That was one time; it was chilly. | Episode: Much I Do About Nothing |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Well I trust you can take it from here, I have a best man's speech to write and no time to write it. Blair: Don't worry, I can be bitch***** enough for both of us. Chuck: I still have the scars on my back to prove it. [Blairs starts pushing him out the door] Chuck: You know, they say that you love something you should set it free. Blair: Uh! They say if you hate something you should slam the door in its face. Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty Blair. | Episode: Much I Do About Nothing |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: Please don't leave with him. Blair: Why? Give me a reason, and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count. Chuck: 'Cause you don't want to. Blair: Not good enough. Chuck: 'Cause I don't want you to. Blair: That's not enough. Chuck: What else is there? Blair: The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get into the car. Three words, eight letter. Say it, and I'm yours. Chuck: I... I... Blair: Thank you, that's all I needed to hear. | Episode: Summer Kind of Wonderful |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: I had to create a monster if I was going to dethrone a queen. | Episode: The Ex Files |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck: You watch your back. No one uses Chuck Bass. | Episode: The Serena Also Rises |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Blair: What took you so long? Chuck: If you thought that was long, you have no idea what you're in for. | Episode: Chuck In Real Life |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck (to Nate, about Blair) if you needed to mark your territory so badly, Nathanial, maybe you should just pee on her. | Episode: Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes |
| Gossip Girl Quote: | Chuck:Have sex with me (to Blair) Blair:You're disgusting and I hate you Chuck:Then why are you still holding my hand |
| See Also: | Gossip Girl Characters | Chuck Bass | Chuck Bass Pictures | Ed Westwick | Gossip Girl Quotes |
