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FLASHBACK: Thanksgiving last year. Serena Blair pushes a not very fresh out of a bar.

Blair: What an idea to put your head upside down on Thanksgiving Day!
Serena: Well what I drink with two or three people who needed a little compagniiie (begins to cry while dancing in the street)
Blair: Your mom will freak out, so my mother goes into such a prick!
Serena: That's no reason to imitate them, depressurizes cut the cord relaxes you have a drink!
Blair: No! I told Lily that you were going to buy a pie for dinner! Where is your bag?

Serena is clearly unable to remember it is only if it stands. Blair force to watch.

Blair: Oh, that's not true ... agree, you stay there, okay? I'll go see you not move an inch!



Plan on the same street a little further. The fate of a bakery, a package in hand. It is on the phone.

Dan: The pie is safe, we'll finally be able to celebrate Thanksgiving! Are you happy?

He sees S cross the road in a second state, a car stopped in front of her honking.

Dan: Uh Mom, I must hang up, hi to later!

He hangs up his cell phone while Serena advances on the road, a taxi bearing down on her right. Dan starts running, then grabs S just before it is done to reverse. The taxi hoots and groans.

Taxi: Well it will not mind!
Dan: Well we have the priority! Poor sucks!

He joined Serena always hovering.

Dan: Uh, excuse me, you need someone to help you cross ...? A taxi, perhaps?

Serena made a vague gesture of the hand, a taxi stopped in front of her. She notices the pie Dan crushed down, and goes to her.

Serena: Han ... your pie ...
Dan Rather a victim of the road ... but uh, it's better than you, eh ...

She turns to him.

Dan: I um ... my name is ... ... Dan Humphrey.
Serena: Hi!
Dan: Hi. I think it has already crossed, um, last year, you do not you remember ... (she does not listen) Yes well, it's not bad, you ... should be a little more cautious.

Blair arrives at that time and gets upset against Dan.

Blair: No, but I say, you'll leave her alone?
Serena (still euphoric): Blair!
Blair (was Dan): You got nothing better to do for Thanksgiving? " Come on let's go Serena.

B opens the door of the taxi and pushed Serena inside.

Serena: Bye Dave!
Dan: Hi ...

B looks wickedly then takes his turn in the taxi. In looking at leaving, looked disappointed and almost sad.

Dan Bye, Serena ...





IN THE PRESENT. Plan Serena in a taxi by telephone.

Serena: Hey!

(Cut to Dan at his house, dressing)

Dan: Hey! Hello miss ... So, ready for the big festival?
Serena: Yes, I think I'm ready if it s'trouve it will be the first Thanksgiving I'll be able to remember.
Dan: Yeah, it's going to be hard ...
Serena: Huh?
Dan: Uh, no, no! You are in B. ?
Serena: Yes, almost. She is furious because this is the first time his father returned since he left Eleanor.
Dan: Ah bah is the day of reunion, so we ... Ben is like the tribe of Humphrey is in full force too. I hope it will last.
Serena: Well your mother seem to want ...
Dan: Yeah, better late than never.
Serena: You call me between each dish?
Dan: Of course!
Serena: Ciao!

She hangs up, smiling.



In Humphrey, Rufus and Jenny helps her mother in the kitchen.

Jenny: Mama, do not you think we have a little forced on the cream?
Alison: The day of the turkey, while the excesses are allowed!
Rufus: It could greatly invite a hundred people and more!
Alison: Do you think I saw too?
Rufus: It is not about two or three tons ...
Alison: I felt that Thanksgiving is unforgettable.
Dan (coming): A hint of guilt?
Alison: No doubt, Dr. Freud ...
Rufus: And if you must eat leftover turkey all year then so be it.
Jenny: You know Dan, this side of the kitchen was chosen to be positive!
Rufus (with a knife): Yeah Dan, then you're in what camp?
Dan: I surrender, I surrender ... But only if I let me use the can opener is my specialty.

Rufus on his spear.



In Waldorf, Blair is in the kitchen with Serena.

Blair: I must find the recipe for my father before he arrives!
Serena: The famous pumpkin pie Harold Waldorf!
Blair: It's the sting in a recipe book but it did not stop to appropriate! (chuckles) It's gonna be too much!
Serena: Look at you, a small blue ribbon joyfully.
Blair: It's true I'm in a good mood, it can happen! I increase my dose of anti-depressants when my father comes to see us.
Serena: You ever been so cheerful when you're crazy in love ... You and Nate is left?
Blair: You mean since Gossip Girl showed a photo of him with that *****?
Serena: So the answer is no. And Chuck, he does what?
Blair: Why are you asking?
Serena: Well you're both friends ... Listen B. you know you can tell me everything. I am the last person who would dare judge you ...
Blair: 'Imagine if that.
Serena B. I saw you with Chuck.
Blair: I know where my head. I sleep with him once again passes, but two!
Serena! Wait, did you sleep with him?
Blair: Shhh!
Serena: But it's not true!
Blair: J'croyais you ought not judge me!
Serena: I'll consider it, but I thought you would wait for the right moment, would you do things differently ...
Blair: Oh, so Nate can type that he wants but I'm the *****?
Serena: Tell me that you do not sleep with Chuck for revenge.
Blair: Well it's not his natural smell that made me crack! And above all, nothing is worse than being betrayed by his best friend, right?
Serena (rising): Right in the mile.
Blair: I learned everything from my master!
Serena: If you've slept with Chuck I would say that the student has surpassed the master!
Blair: Are you jealous? Because you have not had before? I'm lucky that he remained at least one!
Eleanor (arriving): Blair baby, it would be too much to ask for help a little? Serena, you know when your mother has come?
Serena: She will not come. It is not over Thanksgiving holiday home.
Eleanor: Oh, why?
Blair: I ais disinvited.
Serena: Happy Holidays Eleanor.

It goes away, visibly angry.



Plan Chinatown, Serena walks with her mother and brother.

Serena: Mom I know it's my fault if it is there, but remain calm ...
Lily: Wait, I do not see what you mean, hopefully, it's just that I find enough to make a good meal.
Eric: You never knew cooking.
Lily: Well you can take away that your sister is because it is being deprived of a good dinner at the Waldorf.
Serena: I'm sorry.
Eric: Even if you knew cooking was no oven!
Lily: You are preaching a belief, Eric. We will mix the ingredients and we'll see what happens ...
Eric: Uh, a little duck for Thanksgiving?
Lily: Mmm, it's not a bad idea.
Serena: Oh nan, mom!
Lily: Only the Chinese shops that are open, I do not see why they would not allowed to eat a duck on Thanksgiving! And even if it was a turkey, you can not cook a turkey without oven! Look, a pumpkin!

She stops and takes the pumpkin, smiling.

Lily: It's quite festive this!
Serena: We'll eat a pumpkin? (laughs) Mom ...
Lily Eric Keeps it takes is heavy.

The mobile rings and Serena wins, away, while Lily inspects the vegetable stalls.

Serena: So, you're not even wait for the entrance?
(Cut to Dan at home)
Dan: I opened a can, my mission ends here! It goes to B. ?
Serena: Mmm ... I know, she blasted me at the door.
Dan: What? She got kicked out of her house? What happened?
Serena: Do not ask me. But the good news is that my mother expected us to carve a pumpkin! Oh and a duck!
Dan: No, no no no, you can not eat a duck and raw pumpkin for Thanksgiving! Uh, I have an idea ... The sister Vanessa told me his car for the weekend, and I know it has nothing to do but we have a table that should be 10 km long ...
Serena: What are you trying to say?

We come back to Eric and Lily, the last sniffs food.

Lily: what that feels good!
Eric: Yes it feels good but it will not prevent us from starving!
Serena (back): We will not starve. It is the street because of me and I'm going to get us out.
Lily: You can develop?
Serena: Thanksgiving at the Humphrey! Dan invited me, his sister is a friend of Eric and their father is super cool!
Eric: Great, I'll make the pumpkin.
Serena: What do you say Mom?

Lily is stunned with a forced smile while Serena jubilant.





FLASHBACK: Thanksgiving last year. Plan Serena, still very fresh, eating a cream cake in the kitchen of Blair.


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