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| 301: REVERSALS OF FORTUNE
airdate: September 14, 2009
directed by: J. Miller Tobin
written by: Joshua Safran
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|  Welcome Back Gossip Girls and Boys! We start out this year in NYC with...Oh No! Chuck Bass in a bar, being led away but a hot blonde. Maybe Chuck Bass is still Chuck Bass? Even despite his end-of-last-season declaration of love to Blair?
Back in East Hampton, check out Jenny loving her new Hamptons gig, now that her dad is marrying Lily, she too gets to live the life of the Upper East Side rich and famous. Serena apparently enlisted Lil J and Eric to help her lie to her family (and Dan) on her behalf about her whereabouts this summer. Serena taking a Vow of Silence at an Ashram, though? Is that the best they could come up with? | |
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- Blair: "You may have an Abercrombie campaign and the security code to Clooney’s castle in Lake Como but that doesn’t give you the right to try to steal someone else’s man. Now, take your American Girl hair and your pore-less skin and get out!"
- Chuck: "You are missing one key detail. Sleeping with the enemy is hot. Why do you think I had that whole Ivanka thing?"
- Vanessa: "Oh my god. Dan Humphrey’s been seduced by wealth. It had to happen. Even Frodo eventually gave in to the power of the ring."
- Blair: You’re Chuck Bass.
Chuck: I’m not Chuck Bass without you. - Bree: You’re Nate Archibald!
Nate: And you’re Bree Buckley!
Bree: You pulled my hair during Clinton’s Inaugural ball!
Nate: And your Redneck cousins tried to waterboard me at the Easter egg hunt on the White House lawn…Good to see you again. - Rufus: Isn’t all this a little much?
Dan: A little much? This makes the Four Seasons look like one season. - Blair: I know what you did last summer, and who. Cristiano Ronaldo? I hope you got your shots before you traveled – should I be worried?
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- Vanessa is getting cozy with Scott.
- Serena and Carter made out, although she made it clear he was not her boyfriend.
- Nate and Bree decide to have a "secret relationship."
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| WTF did they say? Gossip Girl "isms" overheard in this episode:
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 Joanna Garcia as BREE BUCKLEY
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Chris Riggi as SCOTT RONSSON
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| | SONG TITLE |
| ORIGINAL ARTIST | | No Sex for Ben |
| The Rapture | | Something We're Becoming |
| Time Machine | | Plastic Jungle |
| Mike Snow | | Don't Slow Down |
| Matt & Kim | | Oh! Forever |
| Brakes |
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- Chuck is looking to move out of the Palace
- Cece is ill and undergoing treatments
- Bre's family is not speaking to her
- Serena's dad wouldn't see her
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- What is Scott up to?
- What is Nate's grandpa plotting against the Buckleys?
- What will life at Constance be like for Queen Jenny?
- Will Rufus be able to deal with Serena's antics?
- What's really up with Serena and Carter Baizen?
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| Blair, who is determined to maintain her Queen status in college, embarks on her first day at NYU, along with Dan and Vanessa. Unfortunately, Georgina turns up as Blair's roommate in the dorms, determined to make Blair a social outcast. As Serena prepares to depart for Brown, she and Chuck have a major falling out, so she recruits Chuck's enemy, Carter, to help her get even. Nate and Bree decide to explore their relationship further, knowing full well it could cause tension between their families who are political rivals.
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