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Item: Top 10 Snarks from Episode 3.11, "The Treasure of Serena Madre"
Top 10 Snarks from Episode 3.11, "The Treasure of Serena Madre"
Dec 1 2009, 1:19 AM EST
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Who said you’re supposed to be on your best behavior at holiday dinners? These zingers made the festivities that much more enjoyable. Item Title:
10. Looks can kill…or at least end your relationship.
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Nate: How’d Olivia know? Item Title:
9. It's no fairy tale ending for Serena.
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Chuck: How often does the other woman get a happily ever after? Item Photos:
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8. An old Queen puts the newbie in her place.
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Jenny: I mean I invited Jonathan for Thanksgiving and he texted me back saying that he was surprised that Eric and I were still even friends after that. Item Title:
7. Someone's Trippin' out
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Maureen: Trip and I are going to grow old together without you. Or, I make my own statement. He’ll be a political joke, and you’ll be a punch line. Item Title:
6. A new ‘bump’ in the road for Blair?
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Blair: Mother, how could you? And no offense to Cyrus, but do you think the world needs another Aaron Rose? Item Title:
5. Dan takes a shot of his own.
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Vanessa: Why does my mom have to stick her nose into everyone’s business? Item Title:
4. S is for skanky?
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Blair: Oh I didn’t know The Empire had hourly rates. Item Title:
3. A mother of an insult.
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Chuck: Fifteen hours. It’s a record. You haven’t mentioned Serena once. Item Photos:
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2. Spreading the cheer--err, fear.
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Chuck: A little Thanksgiving proclamation: if you two ever play grab ass in my elevator again then Serena will be staying at an airport Marriott. Happy Holidays. Item Title:
1. Not only is she a beyotch, she's a beyotch that can't cook!
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Vanessa: Jenny, have you ever heard of someone starting to make a brand new face at 19? Item Title:
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