• Chuck: Are you following us or something?

Dan: No. I, uh, I go to your school. [He gestures to their outfits]Identical uniforms. Kind of a tip-off

Nate: [Sarcastically] That's funny.[They exit the bus]

Dan: [Sarcastically, to himself] So, you guys wanna sit together at lunch?

• Chuck: What are you doing here?

Dan: What? Is this your hotel?

Nate: Actually, it is.[Dan looks up at the building, confused]

Chuck: Yeah, so unless you have a reason to be here I'll have to ask you to wait on the curb with the rest of the trash

Dan: Trash? Look, man, I live in Brooklyn, alright? Not the Ozarks. No offense to the Ozarks

• Chuck: (via text message) So how did you fake your virginity with N?

• Chuck: How glad are you that our two families are merging together, sis?

Serena: So glad that if you ever call me that again it will be the last thing you ever say, Chuck!